My sister-in-law Cindy and I took the kids to see the Bee Movie today. As I may have pointed out once or twice, I was really looking forward to this movie. I'm a huge Jerry Seinfeld fan. I never used to miss the TV show "about nothing" and I love his stand up act. He can put the funniest spin on the simplest, most mundane things. I don't know what it is, his expression or just the way he says them but he totally cracks me up!
The movie is very entertaining, very Seinfeld. Honestly, the adults laughed way louder than any of the kids..well, a few of us anyway! The kids did enjoy it but a lot of the humour was over their heads. Overall though, it must have been ok because even Jesse sat mesmerized through the whole thing. My humble opinion...A-.

I will now leave you with some of my favourite Seinfeld observations...

Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.


Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.


If a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two! Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.

Any day you had gym class was a weird school day. It started off normal. You had English, Social Studies, Geometry, then suddenly you’re in Lord of the Flies for 40 minutes. You’re hanging from a rope, you have hardly any clothes on, teachers are yelling at you, kids are throwing dodge balls at you and snapping towels - you're trying to survive. And then it's Science, Language, and History. Now that is a weird day.

I was the best man at the wedding. If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him?


What is a date really, but a job interview that lasts all night. The only difference is that in not many job interviews is there a chance you’ll wind up naked. 


Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. 


Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge.


A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

I have a friend who’s collecting unemployment insurance. This guy has never worked so hard in his life as he has to keep this thing going. He’s down there every week, waiting on the lines and getting interviewed and making up all these lies about looking for jobs. If they had any idea of the effort and energy that he is expending to avoid work, I’m sure they’d give him a raise.


You know what I never get with the limo? The tinted windows. Is that so people don't see you? Yeah, what a better way not to have people notice you than taking a thirty foot Cadillac with a TV antenna and a uniformed driver. How discreet. Nobody cares who's in the limo. You see a limo go by, you know it's either some rich jerk or fifty prom kids with $1.75 each. 


Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.

Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.


Buh-da-bum...thank you...we're here all week! Actually for the next 27 days straight...NaBloPoMo...3 down!