A MEME UPDATE

I apparently need to update my meme from yesterday since it appears I missed a question. An accident you ask? Nope, I left it out on purpose. I just couldn't come up with anything profound, witty or otherwise.

The question went something like this...
If you could go back and talk to the old you, when you were in high school, and inform yourself of 4 things, what would you say?

I don't think my attempt today will be much better, especially since it's close to midnight and my "giddy hour" but here goes...

1) Pay attention in Home Economics. You might actually have to cook for people other than yourself and it may require more than peanut butter as the main ingredient.

2) Don't overlook the short boys, someday you may not care.

3) Take advantage of every opportunity that comes your way.

4) Save yourself for marriage. HA HA HA...that's a good one, who the hell wants to buy a car without test driving it first!!


Oh, and I'd like to make sure I don't go on a trip with any of you ladies since NONE of you (well, I didn't either) put underwear on your list of clothing to take on a weekend getaway! EEEWWW...what is wrong with you people! :-)

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Britney Spears wanna be's perhaps? Nevermind, back in high school you made the BEST turkey sandwiches just the way I liked them then and now....m

Susan said...

Love love LOVE the short boys one. Very true, isn't it?? ha!

Holly said...

thank ya m'am! good ones!

Bridget aka Bee said...

LOL!! Oh my goodness, I just had the BIGGEST out loud laugh ever!!!! LOVE the test driving point!

Sandy C said...

test driving!! ROFL!!