HMMM....I WONDER....

1. Why..when I'm going to the gym to exercise...do I try to find a close parking spot so I don't have to walk so far?

2. Why...do I have an uncontrollable urge to ram people in front of me that are driving in the passing lane and not passing anyone?

3. Who is really the father of Anna Nicoles baby?

4. Why do I care...see #3.

5. Why do I eat when I am not the least bit hungry?

6. Why am I surprised I've gained 10 pounds in the last 6 months...see #5.

7. How can I be so organized to the point of OCD but at the same time a procrastinator...what a terrible combination...oy!

8. Why at 42...do I still get the giggles at the most inappropriate times?

9. Why did Cherie have that Scrapbook Trends magazine sitting right on the counter in front of me so I had no choice but to buy it?

10. Why do I have to divulge every little secret I know...SPOILER ALERT***....Josh is really not Jack's nephew...HE'S HIS SON!
I think my source could be wrong though because I think Jack and Marilyn were together more than 20 years ago (isn't that what she said last night?). Since Josh is younger than Jack's daughter Kim, that would mean he had an affair with Marilyn which it didn't sound like. Yes, no...anyone???

2 comments:

Holly said...

LOL -- on your entire post! And as for the spoiler alert - you need to leave a bit more room between the warning and the actual stuff you are warning us about! Aie!

Judy said...

Oh, like you would have stopped reading anyway!! LOL!!