Just a little something for those of us longing for Spring and the green grass of a golf course.

It was a sunny morning, a little before 8.00 am, on the first hole of a busy course, and John was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing his upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the club house loud speaker,
"Would the gentleman on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee please!"
He could feel every eye on the course looking at him. He was still deep in his routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.
Again the announcement, "Would the man on the woman's tee kindly back up to the men's tee."
He simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating.
When once more, the man yelled; "Would the man on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee, please!"
John finally stopped, turned, cupped his hands and shouted back . . .
"Would the jerk with the microphone kindly keep quiet and let me take my second shot!"